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This story was featured and posted on sixpenceeestories.com. You can find entire archives of creepy stories there: After 20 years, my wife finally let me tell this story -NSFW

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Like all good stories, this one begins with a testicle self-examination. Or, as its colloquially known: jerking off. It was my last day in Guatemala and I was sitting in the hotel, waiting to go to the airport, and abusing myself to help pass the time. Things were going as well as could be expected. Until they weren’t. My left middle finger brushed against a lump on my right testicle. My erection wilted like a primrose at Chernobyl.

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